Parenting Tips I Learned At the Library

I have now learned that you shouldn't drop your two and four-year-old children off in the Children's department and then a) leave the building, b) sit at a computer on the other side of the library, or c) completely ignore my children as the two-year-old takes a whole row of DVD's and proceeds to shove them between the shelves. Yes, I have seen this happen...almost daily.