Friday, March 11, 2011

Worst Day Since Yesterday

Today has been one of the worst days in a long, long time. Here, let me show you:


6:30 a.m. Wake up to Adeline puking all over the bed.
8:30 a.m. Go to work
9:30 a.m. Get a call from Ryan. His car is broken. Again.
10:00 a.m. Leave work to go to the doctor.
11:30 a.m. Get back to work and try to arrange an appointment with a stomach specialist. Call Tuffy about the car.
3:00 p.m. Get a call from Ryan. Adeline keeps puking and has been sleeping all day.
4:00 p.m. Leave work, pick up Adeline at home, and take her to the doctor.
5:00 p.m. Adeline probably has a virus. Am instructed to give her Pedialyte. Go back to work.
6:00 p.m. Leave work. Pick up dinner and Pedialyte.
8:00 p.m. Feeding Adeline. Suddenly she projectile vomits all over me and the couch. She looks like Linda Blair from the Exorcist. Pass her off to Ryan, strip off my puke-covered clothes, clean the couch and get in the shower.
8:30 p.m. Out of the shower. I hear banging on the bedroom door. Sofia has locked herself in our room. I hear "Oh my God, what did you do?" Step out of the bathroom, look at the floor and see hair. Sofia's hair. Sofia gave herself a haircut. I'm not just talking the bangs like my older sister did at that age. I'm talking huge chunks out of the side of her hair. I can barely look at her without laughing/crying.
9:00 p.m. Call my mom, dad, and sisters to tell the story.
9:15 p.m. Can't handle it anymore. Go to bed with Adeline.



Here are some pictures of Sofia's lovely haircut.



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